I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
― Ferdinand Von Schrubentauffrt (via nyu-tah)

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
― Steve Irwin  (via rushofgold)